Worst Intro Known to Televised News History

the kicker is the freaking 9. so funnnnyyy. "what in the world!". oh nph.

glee is a gouda

so even though glee has been extra cheesy, redemption is in the form of:
1. jonathan groff
2. idina menzel
3. kristin chenowith
4. soon to appear nph.

but seriously they need to have groff sing more and idina sing at all! what IS that? how can they have elphaba on glee and not have her sing at all. i mean they did it in enchanted and it was all, wtf?

in case you dont know, lea michele and jonathan groff (and jenna - the goth asian) were in the og cast of spring awakening. i saw them on broadway when the show first came out (thank you ucla besties who bought me tickets to the play for my bday!!) and fell in love with both of their voices. so even though this past epi was like an hour long cheeseball psa, i have faith!! more of this:
and they'll be allllll good

ps my friend kean entered the open casting call for glee, so vote for him! he's great, super talented, not an ass, and would totally make a good mr. shue's long lost son or something.

you can vote for him here!
http://www.myspace.com/gleeauditions?link=529451283

micmacs

this looks beyond promising.



plus it's almost like michmash! micmac/michmash....

it's funny. period.

i recently experienced an interesting scenario. please, come join me in reliving it.

scene: my friend rich and i enjoying a beverage at a local happy hour joint. rich is a grown adult, in his early 30s, successful at his job (when he has one), fun decent man. he asks me for a pen. i reach into my purse and pull out a pen. he sees my emergency/safety tampon that lives in my purse.

rich: nice tampon! *laughs. a little too much.*

me: seriously.

rich: *continues to giggle uncontrollably for 5 minutes*

me: *gives him the "are you for real, you're in your 30s and laughing about a tampon" look*

ok really. what is it with guys and tampons.

then comes along the greatest tampon campaign ever, u by kotex. their commercials are brilliant and treat tampons for what they are, tampons, and not something embarrassing. like a booger hanging out of your left nostril. or a boner.

here you will see:



"i love to twirl, sometimes in slow motion". LOVE!

Money in the Banksy

you've got your banksy. you've got your street art. you've got your crazy inarticulate french man. aka the perfect film.

love LOVE love this doc. it's insanely interesting, funny, and makes you want to go stencil a 7-11 and face paint a safari animal. go see it now. exit through the gift shop.

wide eyed & bushy tailed

she's a cutie

Just call me Michelleagenlo

while jenna nick and i were in hawaii we stopped by this little art gallery that had some kick ass art. these ones below are my copies of heather brown's art. i haven't painted on canvas before and given i'm not using oils (i'm using acrylics), it's not as hard as i thought it would be. so i'm hoping to have my own designs soon, once i get the hang of painting and figure out my own style. aka, next up: portrait of poopsie

my bad

i've been neglecting this blog. it's like i've shoved it in the proverbial harry potter closet under the stairs. my bad.

i blame the series of weekends i've been out of town. won't happen again.

...until mid-may, when i leave to sf followed by laguna followed by boston. and possibly vegas. then it won't happen again.

please enjoy the slew of posts which are to come in the next 10 minutes!

it's aboya!

so i say a lot of things that don't make sense to 99% of the people i'm around. usually things that have context in my head, but i dont state it out loud so no one knows what i'm talking about.... like oreo. you know what i mean. well maybe 2 of you know what i mean. and those two are jenna and nick.

other nonsensical things i say are: makin' jokes *jazz hands* and lookit that mike roll. well it's not funny when i say it, but it was hilarious when i saw it at ucla's spring sing (c/o 2007) and now i found the video so here's some context (finally)




i love puns

help my friend kean get on glee!

they're having open auditions for a new cast member in season 2


http://www.myspace.com/gleeauditions?link=529451283

this boy was seriously made to be on this show.

kthanks!

happy easter!

i want this watch.

tick tock

Boner Ghost

oh seth meyers. swoon. i wish him to be mine

Scribblertoo

make your scribblertoo doodle here

look book: oscars

this is so a million years after the fact, but i really like these looks from the oscars:

cute dress + jake gyllenhaal. yum.

i know. miley. she's terrible but the dress rocks.

chatroulette bingo

ok soooo i had only heard creepy terrible things about chatroulette but then i saw THIS:
and decided it was a calling. turns out it was freaking funnnn. and not as many penises as i expected! examples of awesomeness -

example #1: burn on nick by a 13 year old. zing.

example #2: funny headgear

example #3: catchat

example #4: turtles in a halfshell

cutie pie noms

i like food. i like cute things. this blog was meant for me.

and i don't know if i'd call this cute, but it's freaking brilliant:

obama sushi!

this has inspired me to take my clay figurines making skills and master making super sweet baked goods. look out for me on ace of cakes

thanks to kbombs for this nommy find!

Flower Power

went to home depot with jenna the other day. there were lots of flowers. allergies ensued. as did pretty pictures.

More awesome than the treadmills?

darn you okgo boys and your outstanding music videos...

My (second) favorite fat cat

second to poopsie. obvs.