Das Uber Cool Shiza

So it turns out that last post was actually related to 29 other fantastic inventions from random housecold crap -

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So they all come with descriptions, but it's all in German. I, in fact, do not speak German.
SOoo here are some of my favorites and what I believe to be the German descriptions:

"Sommerpedale" = Spongepedal (that one was easy)

This thing looks amazing. I am making this tomorrow. Or rather the day after I get a new bike (last one was jacked).

"Antitropf" = Drip-proof geniousness
The drip is the ONLY reason i get ice cream in a cup. This will revolutionize my dessert consumption. Cones in 2010!



ok and then there were some weirdo ones which I don't understand at all, and which I had a german translator to tell me what the purpose was for these things...

"Nuggiweg"= The Baby Killer?

...but why.

"Bauchschmucker"= ??

uhh.... I'm really at a loss. what is this?!