Saturday, June 28, 2014

the popsicle project | week 3: sweet tea shirt time

ahhh i'm a little behind on behalf of being out of the country majority of this week (in paris #namedrop), so scrambled to get this week's popsicle out. could not be cutting it any closer...

thought a John Daly inspired popsicle would be perfect for summer, and an easy one to make. 




what's in it:
ingredients:
  • 1 part sweet tea vodka
  • lemon/lemon juice
  • 1 part water
yeah only two things. i got lazy this week. on the third week. a little too early on in the project to get lazy. blame it on the jetlag?

prep time:
  • depends on how long it takes you to squeeze a lemon, so between 14 and 90 seconds

ta da!:









































Rating: *
This was by far the worst popsicle I've made. 

I was in a rush to stay on schedule, and Sweet Tea Shirt Time definitely got the short end of that (popsicle) stick. Seeing as how it was mostly alcohol and therefore an extremely high likelihood of not freezing, and actually DID (sort of), I'll take that small victory. I say "sort of" because it only got to the literal BRINK of freezing. As you can see in the photo, the popsicle has a very noticeable gangsta lean, and that's because half of it didnt freeze. 

In fact, 8 seconds after this photo was taken when I went to go taste it, it crumbled into a slushy pile on my kitchen counter/floor. I had to rush to shoo poopsie away so she wouldn't lap it up and get schwastey. (she's fine)

So. It doesn't taste that good either. It tastes like a lot of vodka.

BUT it has potential. Next time I'm changing the ratio, 1 part sweet tea vodka, 3 parts water, and I think we'll have a winner.

And I worked a Jersey Shore mention into the name, always a win to get an on brand before/after ye ye ye.







Tuesday, June 17, 2014

the popsicle project | week 2: creole lady melonade

i've been drinking... watermelon

week 2! this week's popsicle is based off of a cocktail we fashioned in montauk lovingly named "The Sandy Bitch". We mad scientist'ed a recipe of whatever Montauk Mike had in his pantry, and came up with something delicious and deliciously boozy.
the og



















What's in it:

Ingredients:

  • 3 parts watermelon: maybe like... a quarter of a medium sized watermelon? chopped up.
  • 1-1.5 part alcohol: half vodka, half st germain 
  • 1 lime's juicy juice

Prep time: 5 min

  • this one took a bit because of the muddling involved with the watermelon. start by chopping up the watermelon into bits, and then run it through a juicer. I used a lime-one because that's all I had. It worked great! 
  • Juice all the watermelon, keeping the juice and the mushed up watermelon meat in a cup
  • Add in the vodka and St Germain
  • Squeeze in the juice of a lime. Use the lime juicer if you have one, because that's what it's meant to do
  • And then that's it.
Here's a visual of a limer juicer thing, because I'm pretty sure that's not it's official name but I dont know what else to call it:

Ta da!:




Rating: ****
First of all, I'm just impressed it froze because there is a fair amount of alcohol in this one, and of the non-freezing vodka variety too. It was already a favorite summer cocktail, so the fact that it comes in frozen form on a stick is just the type of happiness Pharrell sings about.




Wednesday, June 11, 2014

the popsicle project | week 1: wine not? sangria


What's in it:
 Ingredients:

  • 4 parts cheap red wine
  • 1 part fizzy grapefruit soda
  • Various fruits cut up real small 

Prep time:

  • like, half a second. throw the fruit in the mold, and pour the wine/soda mixture in
  • Tip: buy the pre cut fruit from the deli, super efficient (my fav)


Ta da!:



Rating: ****
It's delicious. Best one yet. I mean it's the first one , but I have a feeling this will be the hit of the summer. The popsicle version of crop tops/Iggy Azelia for summer 2014. Or blurred lines 2013. Or raven's revenge 1995. Also, I might just be on a high because it successfully froze. Do with this commentary what you will. 


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

the popsicle project

I've always really liked popsicles. One summer, I ate a whole 36 Pop*Sicle box in one sitting. I also really like Otter Pops. But the purple ones make my throat feel funny.

I also really like sangria.

So here we are, trying to make some boozy popsicles this summer. One a week. Doin it. Lets see which ones actually freeze!


Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Michahippodoodle

For tash xo

Lil hippo
...frying an egg
...In Rihanna's CFDA awards dress. Or "dress" #naked #topical



Thursday, September 26, 2013

Hey Polar. adooldes.

inspired by a trip to the bronx zoo



as a banana

as blake from workaholics

as a mummy?

Monday, July 29, 2013

Where vs. Wear

this is my attempt to publicly shame ebee for his grammar errors, but i think 3 people check this thing so it's probably not so much public as it is irrelevant.


Summer of legends

So summery. So legendary.

Saturday, July 27, 2013

Yummy in my tummy: eataly

Just had the best prime rib sandwich ever, brb drooling 
Delish!

Tourist at home: Central Park

Lovely lil day in Central Park, celebrating the fact it's not 98 degrees and hot as hell. EVEN READ A BOOK, damn we're fancy. Serenaded by a pair of buskers leading a singalong and got pelted by the acorns falling from the tree we were sitting under - as poetic as the Hemingway book Ebee was reading (only 3 pages of over the course of 3 hours #slow).


Happy Birthday K!



Lil otter for my BFF Katie! Wish I could be there w you! 

Ps this card was made out of WOOD NEATO

Gay Pride 2013


Hot as hell that day, but there were rainbows everywhere so who cares!




Mouseydoodle





Lochnessadoodle




Cheetoadoodle



It's a cheese puff 


Saturday, July 6, 2013

Sharkadoodle

For mark the shark

Just a shark going for a run

Friday, January 4, 2013

in my belly: wonton noodle soup


shrimp, pork, & chive wontons


i found an official recipe, but pretty much if you have the pre-made store-bought wonton skins you can stick whatever you want in there and it will turn out pretty tasty.
Hong Kong-Style Wonton Noodle Soup
Broth Ingredients
1 pound pork bones
2 oz dried shrimp (i didn't have any... and didn't use them, and still tasted good!)
1 piece ginger, peeled and sliced
1 large chicken thigh, or 2 quarts chicken broth
Wonton Ingredients
1 pound ground pork
1 pound shrimp, deveined and finely chopped (or 1 pound frozen shrimp, brought to room temperature and finely chopped)
5 to 6 strands yellow (or normal green) chives, chopped
1 piece ginger, peeled and minced
1 tablespoon soy sauce
3 teaspoons rice vinegar
1 teaspoon sesame oil
1 pinch salt
1 pinch pepper
1 to 2 eggs 
Flour for dusting
1 package wonton skins, about 50, thawed if frozen
8 ounces egg noodles
Another 5 to 6 strands yellow chives, chopped, for garnish
The Soup
Simmer pork bones, a chicken thigh, and ginger in a large pot of water for 1 hour, adding dried shrimp in the last 20 minutes. Alternatively, simmer pork bones and ginger in pre-made chicken broth for 1 hour, adding dried shrimp in the last 20 minutes.
The Wontons
Place 2 to 3 large plates near you (for when, later on, your hands are so sticky with egg wash and you’re on such a roll with the folding that you’ll appreciate not having to dig around for another plate.)
In a large mixing bowl, thoroughly mix the pork, shrimp, and scallions. Add soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil, salt and pepper. Repeat thorough mixing. Filling should be sticky and slightly wet.
Crack open eggs and beat with a fork. Lightly dust your work surface with flour and keep some extra flour within hand’s reach.
Angle a wonton wrapper so that it faces you like a diamond. With your fingertips or a spoon, spread a thin layer of egg wash along the top two edges of the wrapper. Place a quarter-size spoonful of filling in the center of the skin.
  • One super-easy way to wrap is to form a triangle by folding the bottom tip to the top tip and pinch out as much air as possible.
  • For the “boat” version, start by making the triangle wonton. Add a dab of egg wash to either of the two side tips and fold them together, overlapping one on top of the other. The end result should look boat-like, with two tips cradling a puff of filling in the middle.
  • This page shows 8 different ways of folding wontons.
Place the finished wonton on a plate. Keep wontons covered with a damp towel to prevent the wrappers from drying out. Repeat folding until filling or wrappers are used up.
The Wonton Soup
You can cook the wontons in the soup itself, but I prefer to cook them separately so any excess flour on the wrapper doesn’t get into the soup. Set aside about 6 wontons per person. Freeze extras.
For noodles, bring soup to boil. Add noodles and cook until al dente, about 3 to 5 minutes, depending on the thickness of the noodles.
Meanwhile, in a separate pot, bring 2 liters (2 quarts) water to boil. Add wontons and simmer uncovered, stirring gently, for about 4 to 7 minutes until done. (Trick of the trade: When dumplings float to the top, that usually means they’re done. Unless there is too much air inside the wontons due to bad folding.) Cut one open to check for doneness.
Divide soup and noodles into separate bowls. Add 5 to 6 wontons per bowl. Garnish with chives and serve immediately.


source

in my belly: roasted carrot & avocado salad

ABC Kitchen' Roasted Carrot & Avocado Salad
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Serves 4
  • 2pounds small carrots (3 to 4 inches, ½ inch thick), or large carrots quartered and cut into 3-inch segments, peeled (about 4 cups)
  • Kosher salt
  • 1orange
  • 1lemon
  • 1teaspoon cumin seeds
  • 2medium garlic cloves
  • 1tablespoon fresh thyme leaves (dried works fine too)
  •    1/2cup extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1teaspoon red wine vinegar
  • 1teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • Freshly ground black pepper
  • 1tablespoon sugar
  • 1avocado, cut into 12 wedges
  • 2cups mixed baby sprouts, herbs, and microgreens
  • 4tablespoons crème fraiche (can use greek yogurt instead)
  • 2tablespoons toasted sunflower seeds
  • 2teaspoons toasted sesame seeds
  1. Adjust an oven rack to the center position and preheat the oven to 450°F. Place the carrots in a saucepan and cover them with cold water. Season with salt, set over high heat, and bring to a simmer. Reduce the heat to medium and simmer until the carrots are tender, about 10 minutes. Drain the carrots and transfer them to a medium bowl.
  2. Cut the orange and lemon in half and juice half of each one, reserving the juice and the unjuiced halves, and discarding the juiced halves. Combine the cumin, garlic, thyme, 2 tablespoons of olive oil, the red wine vinegar, red pepper, 1 teaspoon of the orange juice, and 1 teaspoon of the lemon juice in a blender and blend until smooth. Season the marinade to taste with salt and pepper. Add the marinade and the unjuiced citrus halves to the carrots and toss to combine. Spread the carrots and citrus halves on a rimmed baking sheet and bake until the carrots are slightly shriveled with a few brown spots, about 20 minutes. Allow the carrots to cool to room temperature.
  3. Meanwhile squeeze the juice from the roasted citrus halves into a small bowl. Add the remaining fresh orange juice, lemon juice, remaining 6 tablespoons olive oil, and the sugar. Season the dressing to taste with salt and pepper, and whisk to combine.
  4. Divide the carrots and avocado slices onto four plates. Divide the greens among the plates on top of the carrots and avocado. Add a tablespoon of crème fraiche to each salad. Sprinkle sunflower seeds and sesame seeds over each plate.
  5. Drizzle several tablespoons of dressing over and around each salad (reserve any remaining dressing for another use), and serve immediately.


Source: food52.com

Monday, November 19, 2012

Monday, October 29, 2012